Monday, March 16, 2009

if you dont have anything nice to say

Then just remain silent... will ya?

Long sigh....

Boon saw my picture and...

Boon: You photoshop-ed your picture, is it?
Me: What?
Boon: You stretch the photo and make urself look skinny
Me: What???
Boon: When was the picture taken?
Me: Last week
Boon: Last week, last year is it?
Me: What??

and i started to pull my face....

he then sit in between of me and ai cheak.

Noticing my unpleasant face....

he said: No la... you are really thin la... and the photographer is very skillful
Me: what?? naaahh.. u just said the wrong thing again...
Boon: What... when i say you are fat.. u marah... and when i say u thin.. u marah?
Me: Boon, i guess u better remain silent la..

5 mins later:
Boon: Okay la... u are thinner than last year at least..
Me: Actually nope, i am heavier than last year (okay boon.. it sounds better this time.. sambil tersenyum)
Boon: Good.. you are being honest now...
Me: What??? Boon the more you try to make it sounds better.. the worse it get...

and yes Boon, you've been saying it like gazillion times.. that i semakin mengembang ke sisi...
and this time..

you've made it loud and clear and unfortunately no action will be taken on that...

thank you...

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