Condom

My laptop’s speaker is broken. Gosh!! Coz that also mean I can’t listen to any song while doing my work. Boring..boring… I went down to the 5^th floor after created my IT task to see the IT peeps. Below conversation takes place while waiting for aruna to find out the problem with my laptop.

Fadhil: Nah, amik ni (sambil meletakkan kotak atas meja)
Me: Apa ni? (sambil memegang kotak)
Fadhil: Condom
Me: What!!! (sambil baling kotak tersebut. Offended la..Apa bagi condom plak ni)
Fadhil: Wahkakaka (gelak hampir terguling). Tu untuk hp la. Apa la takut sgt.
Me: Of course la (saya kan innocent ;))

Let's take a peek at the thing

Looks real. Isn't it.

Disgusting!!

Why is my finger in the picture? Find out....

Ai Cheak: Wahhh..koyak already. Not reliable at all. If this is the real condom. Sure get pregnant!!
Me: Dang!!

What a conversation...

P/S: There's a warning outside the pack: is especially designed for easy and one time use. Please carefully follow the instructions below. Mobile protection.

what's on ur mind? Hehe I dont want to know.

CICAK MAN

It was 4 in the evening when Boon start screaming and shaking my chair. I turn back and look at him. He point me to his water bottle. I then take a closer look on wuts inside… Guess wut people? Eiwwww. It’s lizard egg’s shell (half of it to be exact).

Question: Where’s the other half?

Even BIGGER question: Where is the content? (In Boon’s stomach perhaps)

I wonder will he be our-first-ever-malaysia-superhero CICAK MAN.

GROSS!!