Nota bertulis untuk cik siti nur alice

Dear sister,

I know you still reading my blog even i told you not to so i decided to leave u a note here. Im sorry about yesterday. Im not being mad at you coz u ask me to fetch you but more because im tired. I have a lot of things to do at work and still have to worry about my assignments when i get home. and when i reached home, rumah macam tongkang pecah and the sink full dengan pinggan mangkuk kotor. thanks to abang azli's family

i just call mama in the evening and she said she will be coming back today. so u understand my pressure right. coz mama wont stop nagging when she see all that. already im very tired and yet still have to kemas2 rumah and all.

and to u too. Apparently u got some issue now. haha. Im not perfect myself but lets talk about ur issue first

U ignoring us and start to live in your own world. balik kerja, u will go online until wee hours and wake up an hour before you go to work. Remember i told you when u stop helping other people, people will stop helping u too. now i have to think twice before i help u tau.

first, how many days have i ask u to wash ur blanket? Until now, i still see the blanket and ur (u know wut) dalam bakul baju kotor. What will mama said when she come back home? and its dirty!!!! (that is the main point) Grrrr

Second, you used my blanket and never know how to fold it, dont even know how to put the pillow at the proper place. Grrr again... How difficult to fold a blanket dear? You told me that if u have ur own room u will kemas ur bilik always. Daaa... i never see u do that to our room. If i ask u to help sweep the floor. You will take weeks or even didnt do it at all (remember after your spm, u promise nak help me kemas bilik coz im tight up with my final exam? until now, u still havent sapu our room, if i still waited for u, i think the dust can become a carpet pon)

Third, how many times have i told you, please put back ur stuff in the dressing table after u use it. Grr... I dont like to see a things on that dressing table. Only that mini tong sampah which is only to trash ur cotton pad and everything else can go to the dustbin outside our room.

Fourth, i start seeing ur towel on the bed when i come back from work or class. And seriously, i really cannot tahan that. its not fun to sleep on a wet bed. and really i memang marah about that. (see how marah i am?)

Fifth. its not that i kedekut with u, when u said u want to borrow my stuff. but looking at the issue you have above. do u think i can trust u with my stuff. and dont think i dont know when u curi2 and wear my stuff. Look at how i arrange my stuff. everything will always go back to the same place and the way i hang my clothes. i really know which clothes is missing and even my pantyhose for that matter. daa... caught u red handed again!!

until u know how to jaga barang and not to sepah2 everywhere u want. my stuff is still my stuff and urs have always be urs. plus, dont worry about wearing branded stuff coz i have to wait till i get my real paycheck for me to have one. You should be lucky coz we always manja u and layan almost whateva u want. so study rajin2, be a doctor and tadaaa... u can have more than what im having now. I know im giving u a pressure to become a doctor.. but i dont care, i really want u to become one!! haha.

so before you study abroad (see im praying that u get the scholarship) i want you to be well equipped so that when u stay alone and have to be independent, u can do it. and of course u dont want to be like uknowwho, who doesnt know a single thing at her age. Right??

if u think i tak sayang u anymore these days, you are so wrong sister. i still sayang u the most. but with all of the issue above. its makes it look that i dont sayang u. Because i dont want to keep on nagging at u so i rather give u a silent treatment and hope u will understand urself. but u never did. so i have to escalate this issue to mr blogger.

I know how u hate public humiliation and still remember how u cried like nobody business when u din get whatevaaward. but this is not public humiliation kan. its only abang azlan that know u.. and abang azlan is not a big matter to u right. but if it is.. sorry again sist.

last note. ive told u last time, i wont help to fold your clothes nemore. but it never seem to me that u folded ur clothes. i saw mama did it for u. Dont be such a brat will ya. btw, how old are u again?

perbendaharaan kata

kes pertama:

irfan, my nephew makan limau mandarin. tengah tengah dia makan. tiba tiba dia datang dan cakap...

"ada tulang ada tulang"

pelik dengan apa yang terjadi. saya pon tengok lah..

rupa rupanya biji limau tu dia kata tulang. hahaha

kes kedua:

irfan main kereta... dia jalan2 terlanggar tangga..

dia nangis dan cakap "dah putus dah kaki irfan"

when all hes trying to say is dah luka dah kaki irfan

ha ha

promises

Terlajak perahu boleh di undur, terlajak kata..binasalah diri.

Iyer.. tepat sekali. 2 years ago. when my sister sat for her PMR. I actually told her that i'll buy her a laptop if she get straight A. (knowing that she couldn't, sebab tu berani janji macam2)

and when the result out. She call me happily and i'm the one who is sad with the result. (Laptop is not cheap okay, well at least to me)

I keep on buying more time until like last 2 weeks, i decided that enough with buying time. I should get her the laptop. and yes. Today, i received the laptop and she is so happy with it.

fuhhh... i dont dare to promise her anything though i think its impossible for her to get straight A for her SPM but still, nothing is impossible, right. I pray for the best for her.. since she wanted to become a doctor and get a scholarship from JPA.

so yes!! i am totally broke this month and the following few months.

Barney vs Alyaa

Hahahaha.. Laughing out loud!!!

misleading

Everytime lepas mandikan Aiman or Asyraf or Irfan, Mama saya selalu cakap kat diorang, cepat pakai pampers/seluar, Nanti burung terbang..

And one day, lepas along mandikan Alyaa, Aiman duduk di sebelah sambil memerhatikan Along membedakkan Alyaa dan pakaikan minyak di bahagian2 yang patut..

Aiman khusyuk memerhatikan Alyaa dan tiba2 bertanya kepada Along.

Aiman: Cik Ina, mana burung Alyaa? Dah terbang ek?
Along(Cik Ina) : Huh??
Aiman: Sebab dia lambat pakai pampers yer, lepas tu burung dia terbang?
Along: (terdiam dan terpaku tak tau macam mana nak responds dekat Aiman)

bila Along bagitau kat kitorg, apa lagi, *rolling on the floor* la... well, kids... they never cease to amuse me.

Moral of the story: Jangan bagi information yang boleh misleading kepada kanak-kanak. Nanti akan having a hard time to explain.

Welcoming you to this world

I have a niece. First in the family. After 3 nephew, thank god that Along have a girl. If not, I will go like "ala, nak baby girl!!". So now, Aiman, Irfan and Ashraf have to behave! tak leh main ganaz2.

Her unofficial name is Alya (tak tau le betul ke tak ejaannya)



Look at her hair. Goodness Gracious!! That is also first in the family. Ikut rambut ayah dia keriting. Can't imagine camnerlah bila rambut tu dah panjang. It's okie Alya, you can always go for rebonding.

Apple of my eyes

They are the reason I want to go home early everyday. They drive me crazy at times but that doesnt stop me from loving and wanting them to spend their time at my parents. My three nephews. Kanak2 riang :) Next year, I will have a niece. Tak sabar!!


It's Aiman, Irfan and Asyraf

Puasa

Everytime Aiman offer his food to us during this Ramadhan, we will tell him that we cannot eat because we are fasting. So yesterday, he was eating rice when my mum offers him some fish to go with the rice. You guys know how he replies his nenek? He said

“Nenek, tak boleh makan ikan. Aiman Puasa”

Padahal dia tengah makan nasi time tu. Muahahahahaha

My dearest Aiman

We went to my auntie house last weken. There are a lot of cats there. For the fact that we have no cats at our house coz my mum forbid it and being Aiman, little kids who never have a chance to play outside the house make him start jakun-ing over the cats. At first he’s a bit scared whenever the cats come near him. Not for long people!! Kids will always be kids. After half an hour, he start chasing the cats, running here and there until outside of the house. When I saw him outside without his slippers on, I then….

Me: Aiman, selipar mana?
(He ignored me and continue running chasing all of the cats)
Me: Aiman, pakai selipar!! (with my voice which sounded like giving him an order)
Aiman: (He then turn at me) Kejap ye. Shabar !! (Showing his hand like in the picture below)

Really make me want to laugh. Hes getting smarter and smarter especially when he knows he's about to get scold or something.

p/s: I google for the picture and too lazy to edit it properly. Well, it's not about the picture but message that matters.

OREN

The conversation between me, my sist (the youngest in the family, she’s 11 - Ya) and the other sist (she’s 16 - Liz)

On Saturday evening

Ya: Kak na, you smells good. Kak na pakai shower gel apa?
Me: (Smiling) the one given by sist Amanda.
Liz: Botol oren erk. I’ve tried once. I looooveeee the foam. Banyak giller.
Ya: Kak na, can I try too?
Me: Sure young lady just make sure u don’t finish the whole bottle. :P
Ya: Which one is the bottle?
Me: Botol OREN.

Later

Ya: Kak na, the smell is different. Pastu tak de foam is wut kak liz said
Me: R u sure?
Ya: Very sure.
Me: That’s odd

We then figure out why. Look at this

She mistakenly thought my moisturizing shave gel as the shower gel. Wahkakakakaka (rolling on the floor). That’s funny. It was my fault. Both of the bottles have an orange color on it. Apparently the moisturizing shave gel looks more orange then the other one. Rite people? Stand guilty :P

p/s: Excuse me for the picture. That picture makes me feel stupid!! Arghh. I think it's the width that makes the picture rotate 90 degrees by itself. And I'm calling myself an IT/engineer people? Sigh.

Bola

No.no. This entry has nothing to do with Euro or any football/soccer game. Wateva u may call that. Read to find out.

Praannng…. (Sounds of a glass break) hit by the ball.

Me: Ha Aiman!! (He’s my nephew) naper aiman pecahkan?
Aiman: kan Man wat (bukan Aiman buat)
Me: Bistu kalo bukan Aiman, sape buat?
Aiman: Bolla (bola)
Me: ??? Saper tendang bola?
Aiman: Man (Aiman)

Hisy budak nie. Kecik2 dah pandai menyelamatkan diri.

Nasi menjadi bubur

As usual, weekend is my “Hari ke dapur”. I take turn with my mum as she already got to do that on the weekdays. I decided to cook Nasi Ayam. FYI, this is not my first attempt of making it.

Okie. Food is ready. People!! Lunch time.

Brother: The chicken is delicious. Finger licking good. But the rice… bubur ke nasi ni? Apa sudah jadi?
Me: Oh.. well, I meant to cook it for ur son. Not u. blek:P (Ayat cover yang tak jadi)

Excuse me people. I never cook for such of a volume before. I’m neither a caterer nor a chef. Yes, it is a very large volume!! I mean it. There are a lot of people at my parents’ last weekend. Sisters, brothers, in laws, nephews and cousin. Notice the ‘s’ at the end of each noun. Plus, I have a wedding to attend in the afternoon. So with all of the excuses, it is understood la kan. Ala.. nasi dah jadi bubur nak buat camner. After all, I’m quite sure Aiman, Irfan and Ashraf (they are my nephews) will definitely love it.

Later …

Me: Eh, dah abis dah nasi bubur ayam adik ni
Family members: Ngeh ngeh ngeh (tersipu2 malu)

Wahkakaka. Wonder, sedap sgt ker nasi bubur ayam tu?